The Vesta Clinic

The Vesta Clinic Trailer

Listen to the trailer for The Vesta Clinic - seeing patients from the 12th May 2022.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Featuring: AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Sec as himself.
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1. The Pilot

Date: 551/1/2732 
Patient: Ikogrisk. Ceresaur  
Patient ID: 00347891
Presenting complaint: Pre-flight Safety Check
It’s Dr Underwood’s first day at the Vesta Clinic. But . . . perhaps she shouldn’t have told them that. 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Hatchlings’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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Content Warnings: loud computer glitch sound effects, deliberate self injury (not linked to mental illness), description of injury, discussion of military service/conscription

2. Hivemind

Date: 557/1/2732
Patient: Flea. Anthophiloid
Patient ID: 01475632
 
Presenting complaint: Developmental concerns
 
The patient isn’t the only one with growing pains. 
 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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Content Warnings: Bees, buzzing sound effects, reference to past bullying, fatphobia, references to puberty, references to romantic and sexual attraction, reference to potential disclosure of abuse of a minor

3. Vet

Date: 562/1/2732
Patient: Lee Houndsworth. Human
Patient ID: 00347512
 
Presenting complaint: Abdominal pain 
 
Some patients are best treated in the vacuum of Space. 
 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 
 
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
 
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Monster in Pain by Brainclaim at Freesound.org 
 
Content Warnings: Xenophobia, parasites, deception

4. Shedding Syndrome

Date: 568/1/2732Patient: 'Maya', DPCC ID 0185505. HumanPatient ID: 00651528
Presenting Complaint: Itchy rash
Human dermatology is not Dr Underwood’s strong point.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Reasonable Force’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
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iPhone_Texting.wav by MATRIXXX_ at Freesound.org 
unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org
 
Content Warnings: Rodent creatures, Fantasy prison system, References to criminal activity including kidnap

5. Heart Broken

Date: 570/1/2732
Patient: Do'oo'too, Troglodan
Patient ID: 00946713
 
Presenting Complaint: Alive? 
 
Dr Underwood meets a biological impossibility and makes a friend. 
 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell (quietly) as Xaelest Adra .Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called 'Reverberation’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 
 
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unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org
 
Content Warnings: Death, Grief, Euthanasia, Sacrifice, Loneliness 

6. Growth

Date: 580/1/2732Patient: Sida Cupress Pinoles. Arbolite Patient ID: 00952604 
Presenting Complaint: New Growth
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra .Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Root Twisting’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org 
Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org 
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Wounded Alien by Airborne80 at Freesound.org 
 
Content Warnings: Cancer, mentions of colonialism, historical interspecies tensions 

7. FASERUNR

Date: 592/1/2732 Patient: Sung Fang, human Patient: ID 34565432Presenting Complaint: Seizure Activity
Hello, welcome to The Vesta Cl- have we met before?__________________________________________________________
(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Timeless’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org 
Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org 
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Content Warnings: Referenced character loss (presumed death)

8. Test Tube Baby

Date: 604/1/2732
Patient: Novel Organic Sentient Lifeform Eleven. 
Patient ID: 77347785
Presenting Complaint: Nausea and vomiting 
 
If you’ve never seen a patient like zir before, it might be because there’s never been a patient like zir before. 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Ginger’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
Content Warnings: Experimentation on a sentient being (presumed without consent); Surgical scars; Contraception; Anxiety with panic attack symptoms;  Pregnancy; Vomiting mention (no sound effects)

9. Make Pace

Date: 615/1/2732
Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica 
Patient ID: Awaited
Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock
Scan. Wire. Trial Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her? 
 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Thank you messages by AMC.  
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Olive Branch’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 
 
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Content warnings: Life or death medical scenarios, high risk behaviour

10. Cross Wires

Date: 621/2/2732
Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen
Patient ID: 0000000X.
Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update
 
No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off. 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 
 
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
 
Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org, Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org, Spilling the water/coffee by CaKon at Freesound.org
 
Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation

11. Lab Notes

Date: 629/2/2732 
Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman 
Patient ID: 11948526 
Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19
Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up
 
You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you. 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.  
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Martian Brand Cereal’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
 
Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character 

12. Prestigist

Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran 
Date: 635/2/2732
Patient ID: 10003478
Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour 
 
Dr Underwood sees red. 
 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.  
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scale Scrubl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
 
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Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead at Freesound.org
"Tearing, Newspaper, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
 
Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception 

13. Hermit Reflex

Date: 638/2/2732Patient: Rana [spiky cloud, teeth]. NeritopodPatient ID: 27466591Presenting Complaint: Egg check and vaccinations 
It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though.
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(Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!) 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.  
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 
 
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Content Warnings: Abortion equivalent in a non-human species; embryonic death in a non-human species; adoption; infidelity; difficult parent-child relationships

14. Seed Bombing

Date: 645/2/2732
Patient: Qiif, Qiquk 
Patient ID: 48596172
Presenting complaint: Loss of smell 
 
Dr Underwood finds joy in her work. 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and  Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai SolariMusic by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Christopher Stoops
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Recognised Complications’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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Content Warnings: Deceit; Prescription error; Corporate colonialism