The Vesta Clinic

17. Drifter

Patient: ‘Goggles’, Gralli
Date:  661/2/2732 
Patient ID: 4869573
 
Presenting Complaint: Drifting 
 
Dr Underwood wouldn’t, perhaps, use the word ‘cursed’. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by AMC.   
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
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Sound Effect Attributions: Zapsplat_technology_tablet_plastic_slide_and_pick_u at Zapsplat.com
Content Warnings: Consistent references to alien insects and their anatomy; ethically uncertain use of relative as a translator; language barriers; genetic medical conditions; discussion of known character death (The Professor) 

18. Temporising Measures

Patient: NOSL11
Date: 662/2/2732 
Patient ID: 77347785
 
Presenting Complaint: Check up 
 
Rai needs a rubber duck. Faye talks autonomy. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as The Professor, AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death (The Professor); discussions of: organ transplantation, fertility treatments, non-consensual experimentation on a sentient being, palliation of an infant, amniocentesis; blank episode; reference to long-term mental health condition; reference to taking medication for a mental health condition; discussion of abortion; fears surrounding becoming a parent

Prescribed Listening: Waiting For October

What’s this?! A new prescription? We heard you were feeling [shudder] bored of aliens and wanted to consider other genres. We get it. It happens to the best of us and you’ve come to the right place to get that seen to. 
 
Listen to Waiting For October to enter a literal world of fiction! Find the show on any good podcast platform or at monkeymanproductions.com. 
 
Transcript: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/prescribed-listening
 
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19. Trouble Some

Patient: Eskae, Cress’p
Date: 663/2/2732
Patient ID: 5428930
 
Presenting Complaint: Incoordination 
 
Dr Adra needs to sleep. 
 
This episode was a submission from our WONDERFUL listener boombox-fuckboy. We loved how truly imaginative the idea was and we hope you enjoy the episode! If you don’t follow them on tumblr, you are missing out on great audio drama news, art and musings! 
 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, AMC as Faye Underwood and Computer and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by AMC
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
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Sound Effect Attributions: Big science fiction alarm, siren, warning of meltdown or catastrophe, wailing metallic buzz tone, fast by Zapsplat.com
 
Content Warnings: Mention of dementia, sleep deprivation

20. Haemohalter

Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human
Date: 11/1/2733
Patient ID: 2754839
 
Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed 
 
It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruy Campbell. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
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Sound Effect Attributions: Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface slow, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface fast, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com 
 
Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org 
 
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
 
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
 
Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition

21. Mucilaginous

Date: 345/1/2730 
Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob
Patient ID: 98573928
 
Presenting complaint: Auditory Hallucinations 
 
The Professor solves a mystery. Sec does prefer it when their patients don’t ooze. 
 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruy Campbell. 
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Lumpectomy’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 
 
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Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
 
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
 
Content Warnings: Discussion of symptoms of psychosis including hallucinations, thought disturbance, and mood changes; brief mention of harm to self/others (of which there is none); terminally ill character ignoring medical advice; euphemistic discussions of illness and death; stoma mention; non-oral feeding mention

22. Magic

Date: 24/1/2733
Patient: Amelia MacGriffen, human
Patient ID: 68392743
 
Presenting Complaint: Distress 
 
Dr Underwood attempts magic.
 
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
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Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org 
 
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
 
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
 
Large wood impact, hit, split, splinter and collapse at Zapsplat.com
 
Content Warnings: Care of an autistic child by a medical professional; non-verbal character using communication tools; self-harm; reference to scratching; reference to biting (self and others); child distress; parental distress; discussions of kidnapping