The Vesta Clinic

26. Membrane Saw

Date: 44/1/2733
Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen 
Patient ID: 7458293 
 
Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence 
 
Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell. 
 
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Content Warnings: Reference to recreational drug and alcohol use; deceitful behaviour 

27. Dark Orbit Blood Letter

Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan
Date: 48/1/2733 
Patient ID: 9583728
Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05
 
Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion. 
 
You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   
 
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Content Warnings: Bat-like creatures; blood drinking; xenophobia and racial stereotyping of an alien population and their culture; reference to character death; screaming; violent sound effects (with narration explaining that these are fake); dental care; reference to cannulation; reference to deceased character; sting injury 

28. The Human Club

Date: 628/2/2731
Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan
Patient ID: 584209
 
Presenting Complaint: Blower pain
 
IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one.
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerglo Rae. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell and AMC.    
 
Thanks to Shelby and Leon Egan whose ideas inspired this episode. Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions
 
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Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zaplsplat.com Sci-Fi Engine.wav by Jandre160108 at freesound.org
 
Content Warnings: Reference to syringe pump; Reference to feeling nauseous; Reference to perceived medical negligence; Reference to overstimulation; Lying

29. High Achiever

Patient:  LeíLeì
Date: 55/1/2733 
Patient ID: 78367492
Presenting Complaint: Arm Pain
Hi, is that the vascular surgeon on call? 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Dr Bestie as The Hiloovians. 
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by AMC.  
 
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Content Warnings: Rudeness from a colleague; bleeding; blood clots; biting; novel medical therapy

30. How Blue?

Date: 64/1/2733
Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan 
Patient ID: 9583928 
 
Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising
 
Sec asks exactly the right questions.
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   
 
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Content Warnings: Phlegm; viral illness; alien bonding rituals with reference to human sexual encounters; concern about coercion with reference to domestic violence (this is excluded); reference to perinatal famine affecting character’s health; co-dependency; reference to known character death 
 

31. Thea

Patient: ?????
Date: ??????
Patient ID: ??????
 
Presenting Complaint: ?????
 
Send message. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Aerglo Rae, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari  AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by AMC.   
 
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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; accidental injury; stitches; swearing; bleeding; squelchy sound effects; chemotherapy; chronic illness 

32. Ghost Hunting

Date: 73/1/2733
Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human. 
Patient ID: 77347786 
 
Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions 
 
Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   
 
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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; grief; skin cancer; reference to sexual contact resulting in pregnancy; moles; reference to accidental injury and bleeding; unethical science

33. Buffer

Date: 80/1/2733
Patient: Exal None, Human 
Patient ID: 5681938
Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38
 
Presenting Complaint: Headache 
 
You just buffered, mate. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
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Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing

34. Fulminant

Patient: Asmaada Sinander, Adrilaen 
Date: 578/2/2729
Patient ID: 0978372
 
Presenting Complaint: Gill pain
 
I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A.
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   
 
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Content Warnings: Reference to medicolegal proceedings; surgery; patient harm; deception; cleaning of a great big eye; suspected child abuse; nepotism

35. [BLEEP]

[BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP]
 
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This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨
 
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and others and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Calyxy L’Torra and others, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and others, and Christopher Stoops as Doc Rose. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by AMC   
 
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Content Warnings: Sexually suggestive patient pushing boundaries; reference to vomiting; hallucinations; reference to traumatic amputation of finger; reference to alcohol consumption; questionable accent work

36. Retrieval

Patient: NOSL11
Date: 88/1/2733
Patient ID: 77347785
 
Presenting Complaint: Unexpected labour
 
Stabbing one’s surgeon is only sometimes a good thing to do. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
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Content Warnings: Consumption of insects; description of abdominal surgery; mention of bleeding; (no gory sound effects); uncertainty over newborn’s life; PTSD symptoms; clinical examination of reproductive system including genitals; alarm sound effects

37. Solari

Date: 89/1/2733
Patient: Dakarai Solari, Human 
Patient ID: 5318008 
 
It’s important to get the best grade in patient. 
 
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops as the Professor.Music by Ruby Campbel and AMC. 
Credits read by AMC.   
 
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
 
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Content Warnings: Swearing; seizures; reference to bleeding; mental health issues; reference to previous psychiatric hospital admission; reference to discrimination against patients with mental health conditions; uncertain clinical outcome of newborn patient; reference to dead character
 

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